Gary’s Brother

You know you live in San Francisco when…

your Uber driver starts telling you about his start up idea
he tells you about his start up idea for a solid 10 minutes
his start up idea is to throw parties to make money for charity
he asks you what company you work for
he asks you how he can get free products from the company you work for
he asks if he can call his mother
he calls his mother on his car’s speaker phone
he does not tell her she’s on speaker phone but he does tell her he doesn’t believe in astrology
he doesn’t believe in astrology but his horoscope has been really on point with his business ideas lately
he doesn’t believe in astrology but a friend of a friend is an astrologist and he wants to have an astrology reading done
he wants to have an astrology reading done to help direct his business decisions
he doesn’t believe in astrology
he is calling his mother to ask her for his birth time
he needs his birth time so his astrology reading is as “accurate” as possible
his mother doesn’t remember when he was born because it was over 40 years ago
his mother knows the exact hour and minute his brother was born
his brother’s name is Gary
his mother had an astrology reading done when she was younger
it influenced a lot of her life decisions
her astrologist died 😦
his mother suggests calling the doctor that delivered him
his mother who gave birth to him doesn’t remember his birth time but the doctor who pulled him out may
he thinks that’s a *really* great idea
he tells his mother he is on his way to an important meeting
(I’m paying him to drive me to a spa so i can get a massage)
he has to hang up the phone now
they both say i love you
he hangs up
nothing is said for the rest of the drive
i truly love moments like these
i give Gary’s brother 5 stars

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